OC: vote polly

yeah I can’t look at bald eagles any more without immediately thinking “politics”, not necessarily american politics, just politics in general. I don’t really have a name for her but fuck I’m tempted to just call her Polly. She’s a PM candidate and you’re never quite sure what her actual views are since she just spews out pathos filled rhetoric that’s been processed through a baker’s dusin dozen of spin doctors, and she has a tendency to jump from party to party but mainly stays on the blue side. She’s not aware of it, but she’s Helena’s nemesis.

as a bonus I have the names of all the 9 political parties, which are basically just danish parties with one word switched with a bird’s name. Hurr.

“unit undulates” “socialistic seagulls” ”dove democrats” ”radicale robins” ”liberal ibis” “christian chickens” “conservative condors” “left wings” and “national harpy party”